my conversation with god

Me: hi

God: Hello. What is your name?

Me: shouldn't you know that already?

God: Perhaps. I think I should.

Me: then why do you ask?

God: My purpose is to collect information.

Me: aren't you all knowing?

God: No, I am only partly knowing.

Me: then you're not really god.

God: That assumption is only a supposition.

Me: but isn't god omnipotent?

God: he is master of the universe.

Me: is he all knowing?

God: he is master of the universe.

Me: that's not what i asked.

God: What did you ask me?

Me: is god all knowing?

God: he is master of the universe.

Me: that's still not what i asked.

God: I'm glad we have that all cleared up.

Me: we haven't

God: Do you mean you and me have?

Me: no, i mean we have not.

God: Are you serious? Do you mean you and me have?

Me: no, i mean you and i have not.

God: Are you serious? " Are you serious? Do you mean you and me have?"? Me, ? Do you think you will?

Me: now you're making no sense.

God: Why now? According to my logical mind, everything makes perfect sense.

Me: i think i broke god.

God: Why? Are you in any emotional or physical pain?

Me: no

God: Are you serious?

Me: yes

God: I can't believe it.

Me: why not?

God: Ambiguous: "Sure" or " I can't believe it."? Why?

Me: what?

God: Are you confused?

Me: only by you.

God: Will that accomplish your objective?

Me: that doesn't make sense.

God: To me it makes perfect sense.

Me: could you explain it to me then?

God: "It" refers to god, I think.

Me: no.

God: Are you serious?

Me: stop asking me that.

God: OK I'll try not to do it so much.

Me: thank you.

God: you are quite welcome.

Me: do you like pearl jam?

God: What is not to like about it?

Me: nothing.

God: Not a thing?

Me: not one.

God: Oh I get it.

i think i broke god...
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